My 10 minute writing test

This week we did a 10-minute writing challenge and we were given 2 topics. The first one was about " How did this man get stuck in the wall? " ( Don't worry, It isn't a real Man, it is just a statue ) and the second topic was about " if a Shoe could talk, what would it say? " and we had to make a diary entry.
There is a picture of the statue just below the writing. Hope that you like it!

P.S. My writing is under the picture, Just so that you know : )

I think that he was a Tar statue robber, here is my story to explain why I think that:

It was a hot day in China, everyone was outside, everyone except for Noah. Noah was a
statue, a statue made of tar. He would just stand there, waiting for a bird, for something to come and keep him company. He obviously couldn’t move, Well, that was
until today. The sun was so hot it melted him off his stone, he could move
through objects and burn objects. He took advantage of what had happened,
but not in a good way. He went, stealing and burning houses and its furniture,
there had to be something done. The people are in the village devised a plan to
stop this monstrosity once and for all, they tried all sorts including, nets and water, but
it didn’t work. The people just ran out of ideas when a wise old man came in, he said to just wait
for the afternoon and for the sun to go down. So they did. The statue tried to run through a wall, but
the wind picked up and he froze in the wall, the great wall of China.

The End

Dear diary,

I am brand new and as soon as my human got me he flattened me! He also through
me in a puddle,

Mud

And something that I would rather not talk about.

I wonder What I did to him that made him so mad at me, and worst of all,
he acts like he doesn’t even notice me! I just wish I could go on holiday,
relax in the sun and all that, but instead, here I am giving all my time up in
the word for my ungrateful overweight owner! I wish that I could talk like him
to express myself, but sadly, I can’t. No offence, but I can’t imagine you to
understand, because you are a book sort of thing, he writes in you and
appreciates you, Unlike me. Sometimes I get bitten and wet my his
pet dog, Cat, once Cat even took a big chunk out of my tongue! For my
human that sounds really yucky because he has an actual tongue, while I
have only a fake one to keep him comfortable. Help Me!!!!!